People go to the gym for many reasons. Lose weight, gain muscle, increase their endurance, look good naked...the list goes on and on. Most people it seems, go to be SEEN BY OTHER PEOPLE.
WHAT? Like, its the mall or some shit and they are all 15 again. If you go to the gym like I do (occasionally, you lazy fucker), then you sweat. How the fuck can you sweat with gel in your hair or hairspray getting in your eyes? Or with your fucking makeup on? Or spending 15 minutes in front of the mirror in between every set flexing or eye-fucking yourself?
GET THE FUCK OFF THE MACHINE! I am actually trying to do something here, and you sweaty guys are just sitting on it blowing each other. Go grab ass in the showers like a real gay guy, not out in public for the other sluts who are barely wearing any clothes to see. You know you actually dont want the girls to see anything, you just want other dudes to look and be envious. Get outta here and go home in your small penis car like a normal person.
And you chicks! I got it, you have big tits and you want to show them off with your low cut shirts. Just beacuse they are big, doesnt mean I want to see them. Just because guys look at you at the gym doesnt make you attractive. My hormones are going crazy in there and Im trying to get psyched, and of course tits are distracting. But then I see how much of a FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE you are and I get mad at myself for accidentally looking!
Trainers - fuck off and die. You read a workout off a clip board, and its not hard to sell memberships to a overly self-concious America. You look pretty and thats all they want. Marginally intelligent, moderately attractive robot. You're not some fucking health guru. You wear athletic shorts all day, and wash towels. Stop acting like you're better than everybody.
